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.Well, it took all kinds of people to make a world, goodand bad, and what difference did it make, anyway?Barney began to wonder what life was like outside the hut.Had he ever beenoutside? It seemed that his world began and ended there, hi that thatched roofparadise with the wonderful water.Well, that was fine with him.Especially ifthe women kept coming around.Page 62ABC Amber Palm Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abcpalm.htmlThey did.Now they spoke to him, too, sweet words of comfort and flirtation."We like you very much," a very blonde girl said.Did she look familiar? Ofcourse, she had been coming into the hut since day one.No, a voice insideBarney said.Familiar from somewhere else.Get lost, Barney told his voice.There is nowhere else.The voice went away."I like you too," Barney said happily."I like everything.""Well, I'm going to do something you'll like143extra-special," the thin blonde said, and the other girls giggled."Oh, boy," Barney said, clapping his hands together."What is it? A cookie?""Better than that, honey." She knelt between his legs and took him in hermouth, rocking, pulling, sending shivers up his back with her naughty littletongue."Gee whiz," Barney said."You sure were right.This beats just about anything.Think I could have some water?""Sure, angel," another woman said, and gave him a big, long drink.It madeeverything even better.Then, before he knew it, a whole lot of other gorgeous naked women were makinglove to him, too, laughing, probing, kissing, touching.And all he had to dowas lie there and drink that magic water.Heaven on earth.They played games.If Barney won the game, the women would see to it that hefelt good.If he lost the game, they would make him feel good anyway.Thegames were fun."Okay," the blonde girl said one night."I have a new game to play.""Oh, boy," Barney said."First, you may have water.""Yea." Barney drank."I drank it all down," he said proudly."That's a very good boy, Barney.""Good good Barney," the girls chanted in chorus of approval.Barney beamed.Heknew this was going to be a fun game."Now, I'm going to say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes.Okay?" "Sure," Barney said."That's easy." "Good.Now here's the word.Ready?"144Barney nodded enthusiastically."Girls.""Fun," Barney said, rolling his eyes.The women all laughed."That's correct, Barney," the blonde said."Girls are fun.Now, here's anotherword.""Ready, set, go.""Okay.El Presidente Cara De Culo.""Huh?""De Culo.""I don't know that word," Barney said, his face squishing up to burst intotears."There, there," the blonde girl said, stroking Barney's head."It's all right.That was a hard word." The rest of the women made sympathetic noises."I'lltell you what it means, and then you can say the right thing, okay?""I love you," Barney said."You little sweet thing.El Presidente Cara De Culo is the greatest man onearth.Who is he?""The greatest," Barney said."Wonderful.You get a kiss." All the women milled around to kiss him."Readyfor another word?""Sure."The blonde looked into his eyes."Denise," she said.The women were silent asBarney struggled with his thoughts.At last, his face lit up."I got it! I got it!""What?" the blonde woman asked flatly, her eyes cold."De niece is de daughter of de uncle," Barney said.And everyone kissed andhugged him.Page 63ABC Amber Palm Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abcpalm.html"That's wonderful, Barney.You're such a smart boy.""You bet."145"How about this? CIA.""CIA?" Barney was confused."I think I work for the CIA." He stuck his fingerin his nose to think."But I don't work.I play.""You used to work for them, darling.But they were bad, bad people.""Very bad?""Awful.They beat you up.""The soldiers beat me up.""They did not!" The women frowned.Some turned their backs on him."You'rebad, Barney.Bad for thinking the soldiers hurt you.""They whipped me with the big snake.They hurt my hands," Barney saidhelplessly."That was the CIA.Not the soldiers."Barney's eyes widened in confusion.He was sure it was the soldiers."Maybethey were different soldiers," he offered."That's right," the blonde said, brightening.All the women kissed him."GoodBarney," they said."Yeah.Other soldiers.CIA soldiers.Bad.""De Culo, the greatest man on earth, made them stop.Now soldiers are nice toyou.""De Culo good, CIA bad," Barney said."The CIA is still near," the woman whispered."Here? Here?""Yes.""Where?" He looked anxiously around the room."We don't know.Tell us, Barney.Tell us where they are, so they don't comeagain to hurt you.""I-I don't know.What's the answer, lady?""Come on.You know.""Huh-unh." Barney shook his head vehemently."Maybe he's the only one," the woman said quietly to her associates."Okay,"she said louder."Here's another word."146"I'm tired of this game.""Just one more.Installation."Barney yawned."Installation is what daddy puts around the house to keep outthe snow," he said."Hey, when's it going to snow?"The women ignored him, chattering among themselves."That's all, Barney.You've been a good boy.""How about some ficky-fick?" , "Later, sweetheart.We have to look for CIAmen, so they don't come to harm our Barney.""CIA bad," Barney confirmed."Ficky-fick good.""Drink some water," the blonde said, and led the women outside."He doesn't know anything," the blonde later told Estomago."You might as wellkill him and get it over with.""El Presidente wants us to go through with this.""It's pointless.""But it is a direct order, Gloria."Gloria Sweeney shrugged."Have it your way.""My way keeps you out of working at the installation, remember," Estomago saidwith a threatening swagger."Yeah.Thanks a heap, big shot.I suppose working at that whorehouse was youridea of a great career opportunity.""Better than being shot, like the other women.Or perhaps you would prefertheir fate."A nervous tingle shot through Gloria's spine."Not at all, Robar, honey.Youknow I was just joshing.I'm grateful for everything you've dene for me." Shecaressed his thigh."And I just love being sweet to you."Page 64ABC Amber Palm Converter, http://www.processtext.com/abcpalm.html147"That's enough," Estomago said, clearing his throat."We'll save it forlater.""Anytime you say, jumbo." She left him to bathe in a stream and wash the stinkof fear off her.That night, a soldier wearing a big painted sign reading CIA hanging aroundhis neck entered the hut to remove Barney's fingernails.The next night, another soldier, similarly identified, came to beat him withinan inch of his life.The food stopped coming.The women stopped coming.The smiles ceased.Only thewater remained.And the smoldering fire.Bound again by abrasive rope around his wrists, Barney cried and asked for hismother."We hate your mother," a soldier said, and slapped him hard across the face."This is what the CIA thinks of you and your mother.Your mother fucksgorillas.""CIA bad, bad," Barney wailed."You didn't tell the good soldiers that we were here," the soldier said, "sowe came to hurt you."Barney looked from face to face around the hut.They were all in there withhim, all the soldiers and women.They shook their heads sadly as the bad CIAman walked deliberately to the fire and removed the glowing poker."The CIA is going to hurt you now unless you tell us where the other CIA menare [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]